Celebrity Death Matches I'd like to see...

Pat Sajak
vs.
Alex Trebek













(what's up w/this naked Alex picture?)













Tom Sizemore
vs.
Danny Bonaduce
























Emeril Lagasse
vs.
Paula Dean



























Stephen King
vs.
J.K. Rowling


























Bob Hoskins
vs.
Danny Devito

Vern Troyer
vs.
Matt Roloff






















Mayor Paxton
vs.
Judge Newberry






















Circuit City
vs.
Bestbuy












And last but not least...














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vs.













Namaste!